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i'm going to work with shaggy!
how cool is that?!? i just spoke to my (hopefully) new boss, who prefaced my "interview" with, "this is exciting! i'm so glad you want to work here!". fortunately the full-time admin job that just opened up at the y is under someone we already know. and it just so happened to be available when my boss informed me that i will (again) not be receiving a raise at my current job, due to many issues - the foremost of which, that she is full of crap. about 97.6% of my annual review was outright lies, or exaggerations, or misinformation... for example: the closing manager is responsible for taking out trash at the end of the night. the other/evil lynda expressed that employees might put merchandise out with the trash for their friends to pick up, so we agreed that whichever of us closed would leave the trash collected, in a cart, just inside the door, to be thrown out the next morning by the other (who would be the opening manager). sound reasonable? so for a while, i threw out trash every morning that had been left just inside the door. then i became a closing manager, and left trash, collected, in a cart just inside the door every night. so my review says that i don't close the store in accordance with company policy, citing that i leave the trash inside, rather than in the dumpster. i have a sneaky suspicion that the evil lynda was responsible for the complaint, since nobody else opens, so nobody else would have seen the trash there. does anyone doubt her evilness? especially seeing as it WORKED!! that bitch got a dollar raise!! and she can't do paperwork worth garbage! i started fixing her paper messes this morning, but i got so frustrated with all the spaces not filled out, that i just filed the whole thing, mistakes and blank spaces and all. and then i fixed the mess she left in our storage container. and it goes on. i probably should have never picked up after her to begin with - then it would have been obvious that she doesn't do anything productive.
so i am in the process of compiling "comments", which i am allowed to file officially with the corporate office, to go along with my review. so far i have 6 typed pages and 14 attachments documenting that the review is made up of lies. yes, i do plan to leave the company immediately after filing them, but the purpose of the comments is to hopefully "encourage" my boss to leave as well. i hope she gets canned. and the other lynda too.
in the meantime, i am very excited to go to work at the ymca, starting two weeks from whenever they get my background check done. yikes! i guess i mean next february (ha ha). seriously, i get so angry when i think about what my company is allowing to be done to me, but then i think about this new job, and i just get happy. since i turned in my ymca application, shaggy's more angry about the whole thing than i am. i'm not even binging on chocolate. okay i ate a few pieces.